Domestic Pride

As the past few posts have indicated, my wife does so many things better than I do. There is one thing, however, that I can say I do better: loading the dishwasher. In fact, my wife comments in mock frustration every time I rearrange the dishes she's loaded throughout the day in preparation to load the dinner dishes. She jokes, but I know deep inside she's jealous, and it gives me a sick sense of pride.