Don't Let Daddy Near the Food Coloring!

Due to a doctor's appointment for our daughter my wife was going to get home after me. Being St. Patrick's Day we were going to color our food green, and my wife put me in charge of it. The German pancakes turned out well, but the scrambled eggs turned out dark blue. You see, eggs are yellow, so I needed blue to make them green. But, we only had blue coloring gel (used for coloring frosting). Clueless as I was, I put a small scoop of blue gel in the scrambled eggs. My wife later told me that all I needed was a small drop. I thought I could fix it by adding the same amount of green, but it only made the eggs darker. It looked like play dough, but the kids still ate it. Next time we'll know better than to let me color the food.